Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Players' union boss Gordon Taylor believes and said that I have now developed into a mature all-round player.

I was included on a six-man shortlist for the Professional Footballers' Association's prestigious Players' Player of the Year award on Monday. naturally I'll get it.

Tickles me how he can consider me mature after me swearing at the cameras, and shaggin' high-class prossies?

Nothing to do with my worth going up to £38m I'm sure!

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