Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Me missus Coleen, went for a classic option for her second day at the Races today as she led the fashion parade at Ladies Day.
Coleen Rooney
Nobody mentioned me being taken off against Wigan or the score line, nobody mentioned that high class tart Jenny Thompson, nobody mentioned
Man City or Mario Balotelli, all in all it went well!

This should ensure we're all up for smashing the hell out of Aston Villa on Sunday - easy peasy!