Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Been a rough week for me in some ways. Described as careless by me manager on Sunday - omitted from the top 10 of the Premier League's list of all-time greats by a panel of experts on Tuesday.

But don't feel too sorry for me. After all, I did score twice in the 4-0 win against Aston Villa, taking me season's tally to 31 goals, moving me ever closer to a fifth Premier League title in six years! Been to Ascot, me race horses are doin' well, and the missus is making a fortune wiv her fashion stuff!

Good innit!

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