Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 21 April 2012

I'm suing Rupert Murdoch's News International over alleged News of the World phone hacking. If he had not hacked me mobile, it would never have come to light about be shagging that high class two-faced, Man City player screwing bitch's Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood while my missus was pregnant!

Still, it'll help pay for me new race horses norrit!

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