Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 April 2012

Bloody Wigan!

Still, I ain't bovvered!

I was joined by several team-mates and boss Sir Alex Ferguson at the Aintree race meetin'. 'Ad a flutter and won a bit, which is more than Man bloody City will do!

That high class hooker Thompson is at it again.

She's already told in explicit detail of her flings with superstar footballers Me and Mario Balotelli. But now bitch has gone even further in her quest for publicity - by shamelessly mocking a 4ft5in actor she had a night of passion with!

As I say, Bitch!