Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Monday, 16 April 2012
Despite me gerrin; two goals, against Aston Villa, Sir Alex Ferguson said I wus 'careless and casual' against Aston Villa, that's why he took me off?
I see that high class tattoo covered tart Jenny Thompson has been revealing Mario Balotelli outscores me in the bedroom again in the Sun!
Wish she'd shut up, the missus is getting ratty again!
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