Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Its great to be nominated for the PFA best player of the year award, but to be honest I'm not too worried if I win or not.

After all next month, when the season ends, I've been invited to a place called Paril Loof where I'm due to receive a prize for being the world most handsome man.

I'm so excited. I got the letter a few weeks ago on April 1st. It was a special delivery, because there isn't usually post on a sunday.

Paril Loof sounds familiar. have we played them in the Champions League before?