Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 April 2012

We should clobber Everton today, and I only need 4 more goals to become Saint and be the leading all-time scorer for Man Utd.. eh! Brilliant me!

And me and the missus Coleen are celebrating 10 years together.

Better not mention the high class prossies in case she looks at me diary... shit I've done in anna?