Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 17 April 2012
I told the press that I would be proud to break George Best and Dennis Violett's Manchester United goalscoring record.
I'm just two goals from breaking the legends' tally of 179 following my two against Aston Villa on Sunday, and could yet claim the Premier League golden boot!
Now if I could shut that tart prossie up, things would be good!
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