Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Aston Villa? Another team thrashed in true Man Utd style again - with me getting two grand goals, and another controversial penalty... great!

Man City are out of it now.

I wont too happy about being substituted again though, they reckon I was not playing' as well as can do like. Fair enough, I missed an easy header, and me passin' was a bit dubious, but hey, I still get my pay! Ha ha ha!

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