Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Me un the missus Coleen, have bought a 3rd young racehorse!

Coleen has chosen their colours - jockeys will sport silks featuring a pink body, white sleeves and a pink and white hooped cap.

Colt Pippy was bought for only £63,600!

Me Dad's interested.

It'll be trained by Tom Dascombe at stables part-owned by me team-mate Michael Owen. United's footballers are regulars at the Roodee for the meeting, which this year takes place from 9-11 May.


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