Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 March 2012

I bet we at Man Utd beat the shit out of West Brom today!

4 - 0, me getting two of em! and not getting booked, or swearing at the cameras, or me hair falling out too!

I can be humorous when I like can't I.

When we nick the title from City it will be so sweet!