Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Good news, me finance man tells me I'm now worth 35 million quid!

Not bad fer an: Uneducated, moronic, high class prostitute using, fouling, swearing, balding, uncouth Irish descended lad from Croxteth, Liverpool!

That's what some idiot wrote in his blog abart me!

Well who's got the last laugh nar then?

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