Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 March 2012

I see wot I wrote in me yesterday's diary:

'I bet we at Man Utd beat the shit out of West Brom today! 4-0, with me getting two of em!' was apart from the score, spot on!

I did get two goals!

Man Utd leaped above Man City to the top of the table!

I am so good!


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