Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 March 2012

The Sportsmail Reporter Barcelona striker Lionel Messi, has singled out Me, Sergio Aguero and Robin van Persie as the three best footie players there are in the world at the moment!

He's right you know! About me anyway.

I was thinking of getting rid of me cross tattoo on me upper right arm but not the Coleen tattoo on me left arm. I dare not get rid of that now she's making so much money in the fashion world!

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