Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2012

I was thinkin' back earlier today.

When I moved to Manchester United I was told to find a home in the posh area of Cheshire.

When I was searchin' for an 'ouse, I passed a pub which I thought was named "Admiral Rooney" and saw it as a good omen for me future home.

It was actually "Admiral Rodney", but I chose the place, Prestbury, anyway.

And look at me now!

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