Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Sir Fergie told me to get 40 goals this season, and I will, no prob's.

The missus Coleen, launched her new Littlewoods swimwear collection yesterday, including her new beachwear range exclusively for the company in Dublin.

This has nothing to do with me buying me two racehorses from Ireland on the cheap.

This will stock up the coffers a bit more. Life's good innit!

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