Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

It's a funny old world football is.

Kicking people is absolutely cool, don't worry about it.

So long as you make enough money for UEFA for it not to matter.

That was the conclusion of me hearing, when they cut me ban for lashing out on a player's legs reduced from three games to two.

UEFA claimed the decision was taken because 'you know, the sponsors were getting pissed and that.'

I read this on a Blog.

Git's