Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

I saw that the Telegraph brought up one of me old naughties again.

Television cameras showed me striking Wigan midfielder James McCarthy in the mush with me elbow, the referee Mark Clattenburg awarded a free kick, no sendin' off, no booking, no telling off, just gave um a free kick.

And they say referees have no class, huh, this one did!

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