Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Me race horses should both be runnin' somewhere or other by April.

Tomway un Switcherooney, I hope folk keep an eye out for um?

Athletic Bilbao striker Fernando Llorente said in the press that I was Manchester United's main attacking threat on Thursday for the first leg of their Europa League, clever bloke that Fernando!

I'm gonna 'ave drink and read a book this morning, now then.. where's me The Cat Sat on the Mat book?


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