Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

I see that one of my old high class prossies, Helen Wood has set up her own 'Servicing' based business on the web.

I hope the big mouthed bitch does well with it.

Me new hair is stayin' in place nicely, and Switcherooney, me new race horse is comin' on good too!

I've not been sent off lately, I've not sworn at a camera for weeks, and me Beano's just been delivered, so I'll have a lager and read of it.

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