Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Monday, 5 March 2012
I got me 23rd goal of the campaign against the Spurs on Sunday!
Of course show off Ashley Young had to go and get the other two of the three we got! an' the press said his were spectacular too! The Git!
Never mind, I'll soon 'ave Tomway and Switcherooney, me horses racing, that'll please me Dad.