Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

I was wondering who'll get the England manager's job?

Stu Pearce 'as no chance, mind you he does play a mean hand of poker in the back of the team coach on the way to matches.

Harry is surely past his best? If 'e got the job, would we understand his language? I wonder if we could use his bus-pass?