Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Friday, 2 March 2012
I see I was quoted in the paper as saying: 'We overpaid players at Man Utd trust in Fergie when bums start squeaking'.
Not exactly the words I used, but of course now it's started talk and banter about high class prostitutes, puffs un arseholes in the showers.
Still, it helps keep our spirits up dunnit!