Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

I see I was quoted in the paper as saying: 'We overpaid players at Man Utd trust in Fergie when bums start squeaking'.

Not exactly the words I used, but of course now it's started talk and banter about high class prostitutes, puffs un arseholes in the showers.

Still, it helps keep our spirits up dunnit!

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