Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Monday, 27 February 2012
Me froat infectiun 'as ment I miss the Holland match fer Inglund.
Lucky really, cause now I cun run both me 'orses un watch um on the day.
Collen, the missus, ain't too boffered abart it eefer.
Me manicurist Zoe said yesterday that I 'ave amazing finger nails. For someone who is not a manual worker.
I misheard her when she said worker, i thought she said wan... never mind. It wus a bit embarrassing.
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