Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
I'm really getting sick of the jokes about my throat infection wot is stoppin' me playin'!.
It really has nowt to do with high class £1,500 a bash prossie Helen Wood, Switcherooney un Tomway me race horses, or the missus Colleen!
My suspension for the first two games of Euro 2012 has left England in the shit for strikers annit?
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