Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 February 2012

My meeting and chatting to some young footballers from the Bath & West Wiltshire Schools' FA squad meant they will not forget last weekend's visit to Merseyside in a hurry.

Of course most of them wanted to know how I get away with swearing into TV camera's, un shaggin' £1,500 a bash high class totties, but one or two of them asked footballing questions.

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