Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 February 2012

I'll be back in my team for the match against Chelsea later today, snow permitting.

If the match is cancelled, at least the missus un me prossie's will get the pleasure of my company again.

Mr Capello is considering giving the England captaincy to Steve Gerrard, huh, why not me?

I might ring him and suggest this after I've finished reading me Beano.