Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Yuv got to read this. I see the Guardian - has 'ad a dig at my millions wot I get paid!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jan/30/stephen-hester-bonus-wayne-rooney?newsfeed=true

I don't suppose Stephen 'Ester has to find farsands at a time fer high class prossies un that does 'e?

Never mind, he who laffs lowdest don't... no, he who laffs first laffs... no, he who.. sod it, where's the TV camera? Who's got the beer?