Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 February 2012

I got two goals against Chelsea - La la la, la la la!

The penalty wot I took wus brill wont it?

The missus Coleen 'll be 'appy, cause I'll get a bonus. Bet she reminds me not to spend it on high class prossie tottie again! She does go on.

Must get down to the bookies later.

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