Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Okay, so I did it again with Jennifer from an online agency in Manchester.

The Missus might not forgive me this time, un I might lose sponsorship cash as well!

And the knee and ankle knocks I've not recovered from, so I'll miss the match with Liverpool - were not inflicted on me by the wife!

Bit of a rich dope me ain't I, really!