Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 February 2012

Gutted Capello has quit, good guy and top coach. Got to be English to replace him. Harry Redknapp for me.

Some rued in the Manchester News said: Capello's standout contribution during his time as England manager was to finally curb a nation's expectations.

Well he stood by me when I strayed a couple of times from marital honesty, and got sent off a few times, so in my book he was a good un!

Me new hair tints are a bugger to keep touchin' up unall!

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