Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 January 2012

We lost to Liverpool today - and I wont playin'!

'La la la la la!'

I dint read nowt in papers this morning abart mi havin' it off we the prossie again, good that!

Mind you, I dint but any papers.

The missus is a bit moody now... better keep mi 'ead darn fir a bit!