Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 February 2012

I'm gonna be in a TV show this summer, with Mario Balotelli, Rio 'the scowl' Ferdinand un others.

The Metro 'paper said: "Euro Wind-Ups will feature top football names playing jokes on their teammates and rivals alike, while hidden cameras capture the action for plenty of You've Been Framed-style hilarity!"

Good innit?

Not be no prossies though!