Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 February 2012

Yesterday I swapped the football pitch for a date with the missus Coleen, un we headed off to see the musical Oliver! at the Palace Theatre in Manchester.

Well, the high class prossie's ain't interested in owt like that. And me sponsors should be 'appy with me appearing out with the wife too.

I didn't understand what it was abart, but she seemed to like it.