Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
The Daily Mail headline yesterday was: "Did Coleen do that for you? Wayne Rooney stuns fans as he reveals his 'over-plucked eyebrows'"
Suppose they thought it was funny did they?
Well my manicurist charged me £400 for having them done, and the missus likes um too!
Then they had the nerve to say: "Football may be a man's sport, but it seems even those who play it are in touch with their feminine side!"
There's nowt feminine abart me mush! Just ask Julie the missus... I mean Coleen the missus!
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