Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 21 January 2012

If another newspaper prints another word about my having had sex with vice girl prostitute Jenny Thompson, the firms I endorse, like Nike, Coca-Cola and the computer game firm EA Sports, will use their lawyers to thank them officially!

Luckily for my bank account, they love the free publicity!

My accountant manager is trying to set up a deal with the TV companies too. I thought I they use the slogan: "Sky TV Camera's catch it all - Wayne Rooney swears by them!"

Just a thought.