Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Dear Diary-
Why are all those people picking on my religion? Scamatology may not be for everyone but for me it is really good. Where else can I get free labor to pimp my cars and airplane hangar? Who else will give me a huge medal that gives me a hernia every time I wear it? Besides, Scamatology needs me.
Love,
Me