Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Dear Diary-
I'm starting to realize how beneficial it is to write down my most disgusting thoughts here. It gives me immense satisfaction to express all the sick ideas hidden in the dark recesses of my twisted psyche. Excuse me while I go masturbate.

I'm back. Now where was I?
Oh yes! As I was saying, these private notes that document my true self, helps me understand the full extent of my deep-seated fixation on perverted concepts, and my depraved mental state in general. Through this process I have gained insight and clarity, and now I'm totally aware of the fact that I should be locked away in solitary confinement. Or better yet, executed.

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