Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Dear Diary-
Wow, this Scientology thing is really getting to be a drag. I've been through three wives and now I still have to get rid of all these body thetans. I think I picked all these body thetans up in the org anyways. I should stop going there but Mr. Davey thinks I need to keep going to get more super-powers. If only they didn't have all those records of all my confidential confessions!
Gotta go, Love me!

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