Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 12 February 2015

Deer Diary,
Boy, where do all these SPs get off attacking MY religion. Me, Tom FUCKING Cruise! IF us Scamatologists weren't here, Earth would have no hope. Who is going to help at auto accimidents if not us, we're the only ones who can. I wouldn't be haf as smartt as I am withought Scamatology!
Love,
Me