Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Dear Diary-
OK. The only reason I write these entries is because my therapist thinks it will help me with my "issues". That stupid idiotic shrink. What the hell does that asshole know? I hate him with every fiber of my being. Hey, I'm already starting to feel better. Maybe if I act out my aggression by massacring a playground full of school kids I'll feel even better.