Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Dear Diary-
I have mixed feelings about my public personae. The repressed passion inside me is about to explode. It's who I am and I can't hold it back. While I so desperately want to share my boundless love with the world, I fear the possible negative reaction it may provoke from my female fans, and the potential damage it may do to my career as a result.

I'm so frustrated because being open and honest about my sex life may subject me to extreme hatred and ridicule. I'm tired of hiding my deepest desires. I just want to be accepted for what I am. I must muster the determination and willpower to come out of the closet. Unless my publicist advises otherwise.