Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 23 November 2014

Dear Diary-
Gosh darn it, I have sure been having a great time! I was dating that Laura Prepon lady who is the same religion as me and she asked me how my children were and I said "What children?" Ha Ha Ha! So I guess I'm over that traitor Katie. My accountant sends the support checks out so I'm okay there!

Some of my Scientology slaves are outfitting my new plane. It would cost me millions to do what they do for free! Boy, I love my cult! ha ha ha


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