Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Damn, the press just won't get off my back. I don't know why they don't realize what a Big Being I am and number 2 in the Church of Scamatology! Now they're saying I never visit what's-her-name, uh, let me think, my daughter Sarah, no wait a minute, Suri! That's right. So I wish they would just lay off and get back to worshiping me properly.