Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Dear Diary-
Well, it looks like they've stopped expecting me to see my child with Katie-Sori, or Sorry, or whatever her name is. It is really a relief to have that lawsuit over and all the positive publicity it gave me.
I wonder if Scientology has found any new people for me to date yet?
Love me,

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