Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 December 2013

Dear Diary-
I think the press is finally off my back on that Sori or Sari or Suri or whatever her name is bit. Now that Leah Remini has left Scientology, that should keep the press off my back for awhile. Now I can quit that dad bull crap and get back to what I really like doing-dating and banging and bossing around hot babes.
Love me,

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