Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Dear Diary - I will soon be starting on the next installment of my extremely popular Mission Impossible series of movies.

And I am thrilled since I get to take my mind off of my divorce from Katie Holmes.

I know that I tell everyone that I am so over her, but the truth is I'm not and no one knows that, not even Ryan Seacrest, Larry King, or Vice-President Joe Biden.

Tom Cruise