Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 September 2013

Dear Diary - The motion picture studio wants me to do another Mission Impossible movie. But to be honest, I think that I am getting a bit too old to be jumping out of moving cars and hanging on a wire suspended 87 stories in the air.

I really need to settle down and do a nice movie where I get to sit in an office and just say my lines.

Maybe I can see about playing the part of an accounts receivable clerk.

Right now even my bruises have bruises.

Tom "The Bruise" Cruise

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