Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

My attorney tells me I am very close to winning full custody of my daughter Suri. The soon to be ex-wife Katie Holmes will be furious.

There are stories that Katie will be discredited by the Scientology church after rejecting the lifestyle for Suri. But the truth is Suri prefers to be with me because I am closer in size to her and she thinks I'm her older brother. Oh well.